Interesting

[:1]My last visit was a year ago. Wow. Another thing to ponder: It's barely after midnight and 10 people, 8 of whom I have never met and probably never will, have already wished me a happy birthday on Facebook, yet the odds of my own father calling are beyond slim.|||Dude

Do you have his number and can you call him and talk without *****ing him out for not calling you?

I'm just a guy on the internet but that's your family

Happy B-day|||when my birthday came around several months ago, NONE of my family members called me. the only person who did was my aunt who lives about five states away and my mother texted me, but that was it and, it's like, what the **** is this? You can't call your daughter?

everyone i know on this site and people on my facebook wished me happy birthday, but my own siblings nor my mother would call me. i understand how you feel.

*hugs*

and here's some birthday cake because nothing tastes better than birthday cake:

|||I will NEVER NEVER CALL YOU! Boy! How did you find me here anyways?|||At least YOUR father doesn't still call you by the nickname you've had since you were a 4yo.

Happy belated birthday. Where do I send the women, booze and hard drugs?|||Quote:








At least YOUR father doesn't still call you by the nickname you've had since you were a 4yo.

Happy belated birthday. Where do I send the women, booze and hard drugs?




Yeah...but you have no "real" women near you.|||Quote:








and here's some birthday cake because nothing tastes better than birthday cake:






You forgot the tail spikes!|||Quote:








Yeah...but you have no "real" women near you.




Do we have to go over this again, Gorn?

Inflate-a-dates are anthropomorphic balloons. They are NOT women - never mind "real women". They're not even alive!

"Real woman" is an oxymoron anyway. You either ARE or you AREN'T (gender identity and intersex considerations aside, but that's a topic of depth that I don't ever expect to see from our bunch and one that certainly doesn't belong in a birthday thread).

Or is this a redheads reference? I am certainly very fond of them and they are a rare sight in these parts, but my tastes have evolved a bit over the... x centuries I've been here.

Erm, sorry about that, Arokthis... I'm sure you're of how our little corner of forum operates though. |||You and your Sho-goth festival mates.|||Depressed much?

But yea, sure it's definately interesting.