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[:1]Seems like it. Nothing new, really.



Oh, and I'll choose.....



MACHU!

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251 of 282 people found the following review helpful:

Did not receive what I was expecting., March 8, 2010

By ClarkstonCracker "Amazon has deleted over 200 of my reviews "

This review is from: 4500 Live Ladybugs

Order information:

I was impressed with the quick delivery of my order. The ladybugs arrived in a vacuum sealed bag two days after I ordered them. They appeared healthy.

I was in desperate need for 3800 live ladybugs, but the only supplier on amazon decided to sell them in boxes of 4500. I did not want to wait for my necessary quantity to go up for sale, so I was forced to order what was available.

As soon as I received them, I wanted to verify I received what I paid for. I was upset after spending 13 hours counting them when I realized I had actually only received 4491 ladybugs. Seeing as I paid (...) per ladybug, I'm pretty upset about not receiving my complete order. Then again, I only need 3800.

I quickly released the extra 691 ladybugs out my front door. Seeing as it's 14 degrees out, they didn't make it very far.





Now on to my plan:

I was laying in bed six weeks ago, and I was doing some math. Ladybugs reproduce at a rate of 180 per "couple" per month. This means that there is huge profit potential in the ladybug business. Let me explain this with some math.

3800 = 1900 Couples. This is what I wanted to start out with.

1900 couples x 180 babies output will net me 342,000 total ladybugs the first month.

The next month I would have 171,000 couples which would yield 30,780,000 in 30 days.

I'm sure you can see how many ladybugs I will have in a year. Basically I'll have a trillion, or something. I didn't get that far, I just knew I was going to be rich. And I say "was" because I found the downside of this so called "4500 ladybugs for (...)".

They're all males, and they're ***. It took me 30 days to realize this because they never had any babies. I missed all the signs, including the loose stool, and the bow legged walks they were exhibiting.



I'll rate these a four. Quick shipping, and I guess I received what I ordered. I just wish they would have stated more details on the product.|||Lady get robbed does a interview and next time she check you tube

LOL at

and click the original link.|||...wow. That's a pretty killer autotone of a news report. Probably the best I've seen.

But I'm still pretty biased towards this one:



God I love the internet.|||I never understood the whole pokeman craze. They appear to be dirrected/marketed at 4 year olds. Or under. Why are we even talking about them?

I mean, do teens and adults collect blue and pink baby rattles and soft blocks as well?|||lol!! i do not collect pok�mon or anything. altho, i do have a Wobbafet on my desk.... O.o

i collect pens, paper/journals, and little knick-knacks to put on my desk. can't even tell you how many times my mini-Barbie doll has been hit on when friends see her.... >.>|||Quote:








So that was just Wiki-vandalism?




Actually, it's termed a BobCox2ing.|||http://www.videobash.com/video_show/subway-hero-3834

RLH on the Internet WT?|||Quote:








can't even tell you how many times my mini-Barbie doll has been hit on when friends see her.... >.>




I used to do bad things to those dolls. They melt quite spectacularly. (is that a word?) |||Speaking of Perfect Little Girls...

Pizza





Make it slow.